Out of the wood work

When men find out a woman is on the market, they tend to smell it in the air and seek these women out.  

Of course, my blog about divorce, was more or less a billboard for me on Facebook, but advertising my new single status, was never my intent when I began this journey. 

My friend calls these men the "Vagina Vultures." They find newly divorced women and message them casually, with high hopes of luring them into bed. 

Newly divorced women are the promised land.  Highly sexed crazed and in essence some version of an experienced, born again virgin. 

Hot sex with these women, is guaranteed, fresh out of the divorce arena. 

A smart divorcee, will hold out for a good guy and not take the first penis thrown her way.  Being selective is an art form.

Do not give it up to the first smuck ready and willing, find the right man, and take him on your own terms.

I guarantee, the men will come out of the wood work.  From no where, via messages on Facebook, texting and when you go out with girlfriends. All the odd balls seem to find you and proclaim all sorts of false promises.  Do not listen! Just smile, laugh and humor them dearly.  They will soothe your bruised divorce ego, but than send them on their way. 

It is all fun and games early on.  Eventually, a worthy suitor will rise to the top, like luscious cream on your cappuccino.  Savor him dearly and enjoy the new ride post divorce.  Be open and free, it will be everything you'd hoped and so much more.