How to Be A Karen

A really good friend of mine was stuck at a hotel while work was being done on her house.

She lives up North, not that it should really matter, however it paints a picture.




She and her husband and her 2 young children were in a state of disbelief when they found themselves in the middle of what you could say was a war zone.

This is actual footage at a hotel in Pennsylvania. 




She found herself being the only person who gave a shit about what was going on.

How did this even happen?





Actual statements from my girlfriend - she posted her complaint publicly on Facebook.

"Marriott Hotels... I have a lot less faith in your chain of hotels.

We’re at your Residence Inn in Langhorne. 
We’ve been here less than a week.
Here’s the list of atrocities we’ve witnessed since staying here.

  • Daylight drug deals in the parking lot.
  • People climbing in and out of their room window rather than the front door.
  • A woman talking to herself about her room being robbed and me reporting it to the front desk, said woman breaking her window and yelling to the cops that she’s up here.
  • More cops for unknown reason.
  • Women unloading a maids cart into their car from side door.
  • Only 25% of people were wearing masks
  • Front desk not wearing mask over nose
  • Woman having sex in a van in the parking lot and running away while straightening her clothes. (Thank goodness the kids missed that one)
  • 9pm fire alarm is icing on the cake.
  • Definitely over 50% capacity!!"


So in all this chaos when is it okay to start complaining?

This is how a calm human transforms into a Karen!!

You know the type who will complain to management over everything and anything because it is her God given right.  

Hysterical Dude being a "Karen"


Becoming a Karen, even if its for a short time can actually be very empowering as long as you don't take that power and abuse it.

I'm sure we have all been that person, but when you do it all the time, you will start to get a reputation.  You will be known as THAT person, the worse word you could possible be called.  

Don't be a KAREN!!!

Lord help us if two KARENS cross paths.  Nothing is worse when two empowered, complaining, women, are in the same energy force.  

I do think time will stop for a moment as they look at one another with THAT face. 


Being a Karen is not something someone decides they are going to be.  It just happens.

One complaint turns into two, turns into three and the next thing you know you are looking for things to complain about to anyone who will listen.

To be blunt, a Karen really is just a nice way of saying this lady is 'bitching'.  

Bitch-Bitch-Bitch.

No one likes a person who simply bitches for the sake of bitching.

But, back to my friend.  She isn't a bitch.  She was concerned.  And she totally knew she was becoming a KAREN that evening.

Does it even count if you are aware of your current "Karen State of mind?"

I think NOT.

Let your inner Karen peak through on occasion if the situation calls for a KAREN moment.  Own your KAREN.  Be the KAREN! Then reign in your KAREN and and keep her under lock and key.  

Only bring your inner KAREN out to combat another KAREN when necessary.  


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